Once Upon a time

Once upon a time there was an evil land called America where people got rich by working hard _ The evil people of America would work all day so they could buy things, pay their bills and save for the future _ The evil people in America were so wicked they insisted on paying for their own medical care! (imagine that!) _ Many of these evil Americans even borrowed money from evil bankers so they could own the house they lived in _ To make matters worse these evil Americans would actually pay back the evil bankers the money they borrowed _ These evil Americans were greedy and selfish, they wanted to keep the money they worked so hard for. _ The evil Americans wouldn't share, they would say things like; "If you want an I-phone get a job and pay for it _ Then one day a brave courageous man saw the evil and spoke up, His name was Obama _ Obama said "just because you don't work doesn't mean you can't have a house" _ Obama told the people "Too many people in America go to work every day and I want to change that!" _ Obama explained "the greedy selfish evil hard working Americans got rich by stealing from you" "And I Barack Obama am going to punish those evil greedy selfish hard working Americans" _ All across America Good hearted Malcontents, Dirt bags, Criminals, Layabouts, Misfits, and Losers rejoiced _ The well meaning kind hearted Riff Raff made Obama their leader and he would make America fair _ Obama became President and in just 5 years there were millions fewer Americans working! _ Obama saw to it the hard working Americans were made to suffer. They paid more for gas, food, and medicine _ But Obama gave the good hearted Riff Raff Free cell phones, food stamps, and their own auto company! _ And they all lived happily ever after